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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The Rules Of Chocolate

I have something else I wanted to post about today, but someone sent me this yesterday and I just wanted to share this with you. Is there anyone out there who doesn't love chocolate: If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. - The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. - If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. - If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?- Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully. - Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate. - Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? - If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? - If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

3 Comments:

At 5/16/2006 1:30 PM, Blogger Ashley said...

Cute post Susan. It is 100% true too. What women doesn't LOVE chocolate.

 
At 5/16/2006 7:42 PM, Blogger C said...

Love your post and LOVE chocolate!

 
At 5/16/2006 7:45 PM, Blogger Susan said...

Thanks for the comments! I wish I had some chocolate right now!

 

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