Dancing With The Stars

So, are you ready to be wowed by a new season of 'Dancing With The Stars'? This new season will give you yet another bunch of people you never heard of dancing with the professionals and competing against each other until someone wins (who won last season? Oh yeah, somebody Lachey). So who will be in this season's show competing you may ask? Tucker Carlson (wait, doesn't he have to do his daily news show on MSNBC?), Jerry Springer (sleazebag), Joe Lawrence (formerly known as Joey Lawrence with hair), Shanna Moakley (going through a very messy divorce right now from that guy with a mohawk and lots of tattoos from a now defunct band), Vivica A. Fox (who is still trying to get that fourth seat on 'The View'), Harry Hamlin (Mr. Lisa Rinna), Emmitt Smith (the token retired jock), Monique Coleman, Sara Evans and Willa Ford (who are these people anyway?). Nevertheless, this show will garner very high ratings and will feature, from time to time, a guest artist singing. Expect to see Tom Jones right out of the gate who is promoting his greatest hits CD 'Tom Jones Reloaded'. It's all good fun and don't we need more of that right about now?