To Get A Guy, You Gotta Think Like One

So says Ryan Seacrest's sidekick from E!News, Giuliana DePandi. In fact, Giuliana is so convinced of this philosophy, she's written a book about it entitled "Think Like a Guy...How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One". Giuliana gives 66 ways to get your lover, but some of the tips are stupid like hide all your personal hygiene stuff when he comes over to hang out. If he's rummaging through your medicine cabinet, then he's a loser and not worth pursuing any way. She also tell women not to overaccessorize, but isn't that what's sets us apart from men in the first place? She does give practical tips that every woman should already know, but I guess she's working on the assumption that everyone doesn't have common sense like, for instance, don't look to Paris Hilton as a role model or don't tattoo your boyfriend's name on your butt. If nothing else this book is good for a laugh, but if you really need to read a book to get a guy to date you, then perhaps you need to re-evaluate your priorities. In doing that, then maybe you'll find a soulmate.