You're Fired

Apparently, Carolyn Kephcher was not living up to the standards of the Trump Organization and was relieved of her duties by Donald himself. Carolyn, most recognizable from Donald's reality show, apparently has other ideas about the path of her career which don't exactly jive with the Donald's. From reports by a source close to the situation, but who wishes to remain anonymous (I can't imagine why!), Carolyn was all about self-promotion and not enough about being a team player. The chief operating officer of two of Donald's golf courses, was forging her own career as a celebrity (mostly as a guest speaker and author) so it was time for her to move on. Apparently, the riff had been going on for a while, as Donald began relying more on his children, Ivanka and Don Jr., for the tasks of the show and less on Carolyn. As a result, you will be seeing much more of his kids. Apparently, he has no problem with them promoting themselves....as long as they have the same last name.