Paris Does Jail

Paris arrived at jail hours before she was reportedly going to make a big media splash. Instead she arrived in the wee hours of the morning, sans entourage and quickly entered the jail unceremoniously. Apparently, she thought better of the big public relations splash that was allegedly being planned for her "red carpet" arrival to jail, similar to Naomi Campbell's reporting for community service, earlier this year. Paris says she is very scared, but will face her jail term with her chin up. She can wear make-up in jail, but it has to be purchased in the jail commissary. With the possibility that Nicole Ritchie may also serve a small jail term for her latest run-in with the law, I smell another seasons of 'The Simple Life'. In any event, Paris reportedly is being paid over one million dollars to keep a daily journal of all of the twenty-three days she has to spend in jail. Now, if she would only donate that money to Mothers Against Drunk Driving, I might actually have some respect for her.