When Your Hair Stylist Is A Bigger Star Than You

There's a not-so-new hairdresser who is celebrating his second season reality show on Bravo. This is no ordinary hair stylist. He has run his fingers through the tresses of some of the most famous diva celebrities, including Madonna. If you want to have Johnathan (he goes mostly by his first name, as do most divas) cut your hair, it will cost around $500 and up and you'll probably have to wait five months for an appointment. He's not only the star of his own reality show, but he can also be seen on QVC hawking his hair products as well as a water filtration system, which promises to leave your hair as soft as a baby's. If you've ever caught him in action, then you will either be drawn to him like a magnet or so repulsed by his behavior that you will run as far away from your television as your feet can carry you. He bitches and moans when people don't jump or roll over fast enough and he's constantly primping in front of any mirror he can grab. If this show (Blow Out) is any indication of the direction in which television is going, then we are truly doomed as a society. In this reality show, we are treated to two divas for the price of one whenever Johnathan's sister, Robin, shows up. She is the creator of Las Vegas' Pussycat Dolls, and she takes every opportunity to remind the viewing audience of this fact. In one of the latest episodes we see Johnathan meeting with his shrink (the same shrink we saw on Danny Bonaduce's reality show). We see Johnathan break down in tears, as he laments "I am so over me". Me too Johnathan.....me too!