Rosie Detox

The woman we love to hate is back in the news with a brand new and yet another tell-all book about how and why Rosie O'Donnell is so screwed up. She broke her own limbs, she writes in her new book, so that people would pay attention to her and she could know her own self worth. However horrific that may sound to you, at least we now know why she has a constant and insatiable need to call attention to herself in a negative way. She is constantly in an emotional rescue mode, even now. Of course, she takes the time to regurgitate about Barbara Walters, etc. I mean, who really cares now how she feels about Barbara Walters or anyone else for that matter? Barbara is old, Elizabeth is a Republican, Donald is a loser and Rosie is a bitch. Let's move on, shall we?